This, my friends, is my version of the 12 Days of Xmas, slightly different from the other versions.

On the first day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
A Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the second day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the third day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the fourth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the fifth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the sixth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Six teammates riding
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the seventh day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
7 trains a-running
Six teammates riding
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the eigth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Eight steaks a-grilling
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the ninth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Nine anchors ranting
Eight steaks a-grilling
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the tenth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Ten ultras singing
Nine anchors ranting
Eight steaks a-grilling
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the eleventh day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Eleven lefties writing
Ten ultras singing
Nine anchors ranting
Eight steaks a-grilling
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the final day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Twelve cans of Red Bull
Eleven lefties writing
Ten ultras singing
Nine anchors ranting
Eight steaks a-grilling
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth