This, my friends, is my version of the 12 Days of Xmas, albeit slightly different from the first version

On the first day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
A Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the second day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the third day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the fourth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the fifth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the sixth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Six teammates riding
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the seventh day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
7 trains a-running
Six teammates riding
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the eigth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the ninth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Nine anchors ranting
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the tenth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Ten ultras singing
Nine anchors ranting
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the eleventh day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Eleven players running
Ten ultras singing
Nine anchors ranting
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck

On the final day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Twelve cans of Red Bull
Eleven players running
Ten ultras singing
Nine anchors ranting
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two skinny jeans
And a Gatorade in a Mack truck