Thursday, December 13, 2007

This, my friends, is my version of the 12 Days of Xmas

On the first day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
A Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the second day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the third day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the fourth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the fifth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the sixth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Six teammates riding
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the seventh day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
7 trains a-running
Six teammates riding
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the eigth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the ninth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Nine anchors ranting
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the tenth day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Ten ultras singing
Nine anchors ranting
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the eleventh day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Eleven lefties writing
Ten ultras singing
Nine anchors ranting
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth

On the final day of Xmas, my Beanhead gave to me
Twelve cans of Red Bull
Eleven lefties writing
Ten ultras singing
Nine anchors ranting
Eight letters of Kidsongs
7 trains a-running
Six teammates racing
FIVE OLYMPIC RINGS
Four Melonheads
Three Sacks of EAD
Two Baby Fat
And a Gatorade in a Kenworth


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