Like I said before, if you smoke, you choke. If you joke you choke, you worthless bloke.

Anyone who fails in an event/discipline will be called "useless" and "useful" if successful.

If you're a fan of the following nations, you will be called a/an:
China: Sinophile
Japan: Japanophile
Korea: Koreophile
Russia: Russophile
Serbia: Serbophile
Romania: Romaniac
Italy: Italophile