I, The Interaktiv One, Teshawn LeVarr Edmonds, would fly over and sh*t on Janelle if I had the wings of an Eagle and an arse of J.Lo. I see a cheat before, yet not like a Big Brother cheat like Janelle aka Janie to her cohorts. Scorch her! I, TLE, don't like her. I'd sing "Wings of a Sparrow/an Eagle" like this:

Wings of a Sparrow/an Eagle (Big Brother Edition)

If I had the wings of an Eagle (or a Sparrow)
If I had the ass of J.Lo
I'd fly over Janelle (or Janie) tomorrow
And sh*t on that blondie below...
Sh*t on
Sh*t on
Sh*t on the blondie below...
Sh*t on
Sh*t on
Sh*t on the blondie below...