Saturday, January 08, 2011

If one is a cheater, he or she will always be one. It's about time to issue a fatwa, even though I'm not Muslim, against anyone cheating--men or women. This fatwa will be enforced by the Edmonds' Code and those who cheat must be either put to death via firearm/stabbing/decapitation or severe torture via the use of a cane, paddle, and/or extension cord, subjected to the limits of 50/250 strokes of the cane/extension cord and 100/500 strokes of the paddle respectively for Code reasons.

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