Jingle Bells: The Interaktiv One's Version

Thrashing through the Snow,

On a two-horse open sleigh,

Jamari Jaylen says,

"Grandma lose the weight!"

My oldest Melonhead,

Is a greyhead sacka EAD,

And has a flabby jelly roll

He'll lose some weight someday!

O,
Jingle bells
Beanhead smells
Mom is baby fat
Terron's a big sacka EAD,
and Tiana ran away!