If I kick my mom in the ass, I would do it. If my mom, however, was to be replaced by my Old Melonhead (father), then he gets the same treatment. Now what's the reason for this is the holidays. If something listed is neither gift-wrapped nor bought nor underneath the two Xmas trees, an example would be a pair of clogs. First, I asked for the Crocs Mammoth, then the Anna "Harley"-style and the ankle-strap, then the Tessa Mountain Clog, another ankle-strapped clog and the cow-printed clog and finally the Crocs Wolly Mammoth. Now I want all my clogs to be in black and in a men's size 10/EU 43, Unfortunately, all of these were declined for budgetry reasons. I don't know why would my mom deny footwear that I can stand straight and be confortable in both sockfoot and barefoot, both with or without legwarmers.

BTW, Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year and I'll whip the ass of Bernard Madoff for taking more than $50 billion in someone else's loot, bankroll, bread, cheese, wine, skrilla, dough, whatever you want to call it. Bah Humbug to that shithead Madoff and many others that will regret for their sins.